Smart Conversation

Last night I had a great time sharing stories with the taxi driver. We started our “smart” conversation with the modus of crooks now a days. He told me that last Saturday night he picked up two (old guy) passengers near Zapote, the other guy seated in the back had left immediately before the taxi starts its engine. The passenger in front seat asked him if he could open the window to smoke and the driver abide. According to the driver, the passenger had two sticks of cigarette before he closed the window of the cab. Suddenly, the passenger requested if he could barrow 500 pesos from the driver but before that they have a casual conversation.


“I am so wise in terms of money” the driver exclaimed.

“but I don’t know why I give that amount to him (passenger)” , he added .

The passenger left the driver without paying the meter bill (taxi fare).

“You never know who will be trusted… “, “five hundred (500) pesos means a lot to me, I could buy one (1) kilo of chicken, pork and fish and it is good for one (1) week, I’m with my wife and daughter” the driver’s meaningful concern.

I finished the topic saying “maybe he needed the money, in one way or another, you help him”

Second topic :
The driver noticed the construction of the road near C5 –pasig . he commented that “The government official is so brilliant they are concern with our national roads that needed no attention/and or restore/repair , they are corrupt instead of that kind of project feed the poor” and he catch my interest

I said “once I received my paycheck, I don’t bother to see the breakdown of deduction”

He smiled.

Approaching Tangdang Sora avenue.

He also shared to me that 15 years ago there are no informal settlers on the said place. I have agreed to him. According to him if you have two thousand (2000) pesos you can build your house in any place and any floor size you wanted – Amazing

And as he ended that story, “before , just file for land title and it is yours”. Wow

The most interesting part of our “smart” conversation is all about sexual encounter with one of her passenger.

“You know Sir I have fucked a beautiful young lady, she is about sixteen years old I guess” with a hand gesture/sign for sexual intercourse. If you know that sign you too is well experience haha. Oops I’m innocent I am not the main man here.

“She told me lets hang out, I badly needed three hundred (300) pesos” with malicious smile on the side.

“I didn’t think twice, I immediately maneuver the cab in the nearest motel, the pink one. You know that for sure”

“ahhh, Yes! So cheap”

“One hundred fifty (150) pesos, so cheap.”

“You’re right”

He laughs out loud as he reminisce his sexual experience with the young lady.

“I fuck her in three different position as well as I exploded in(side) her three times, so good”
“Every explode is worth one (1) hundred pesos”

“The young lady is so tight (you know that, no need to explain where), well experience, she moves like pro” he maniacally added.

He asked him me if I had encounter the same situation, I just smiled to him

I’m not kiss and tell, drunk me first haha.

Opsss!

And I have reached my Home, on the peak of our “smart” conversation. Till next time, I have heard and learned a lot from you

That’s one good reason why I love going home late, dealing with cab drivers with naughty I mean reasonable minds.

Till next time guys!